Smoke, meat and shack. All words I enjoy reading in the same sentence and the three words which tempted us to visit CockaDoodleMoo for a post hangover Easter Sunday lunch. I was genuinely excited at the prospect of tucking in to a tray full of meats, smoked and then smothered in finger licking sauce. Yes please.
On arrival we were seated quickly at a very rustic looking table towards the back of the restaurant. We were offered some complimentary nuts by our waiter and asked for our drinks order. I went for a Raspberry and Amaretto Sour, my co-diner plucked (get it) for a cider, then we waited (and waited). Finally our drinks showed up just in time for the other half of our party to arrive. Once our friends sat down and we were a foursome, the beautiful wood table felt oh so small and wasn’t helped by the classroom style chairs which were actually pretty uncomfortable. Within minutes we had already decided on the Meat Shack Combo Platter (£15.95 each for a minimum of 4 people) and we were sure the tiny table couldn’t handle it! Fortunately the place was only half full and we were able to sit on a lovely long table with tons of room – shame about the wobbly bench. We added on some Smoked Meatballs (£3.95) and Jalapeño Poppers (£3.45) and started to become really jealous of the food we could see leaving the hatch at the back. I would have loved to see a bit more of what was happening, perhaps some evidence of the actual smoking process even; I enjoy a touch of theatre.
We waited at least half an hour for the food to arrive at the table, meanwhile our glasses were empty and we had to track down someone to order some more drinks. Once the food began to arrive our waitress didn’t take the time to explain what everything was (our menus had been removed and we had forgotten just what was on the platter) which would have been helpful. It would have been nice for her to show any interest in what she was doing to be blunt, perhaps she was a bit down about having to work Easter Sunday – whatever it was, it showed.
When everything did arrive it looked like a dream. A whole chicken (quartered), shiny slabs of ribs cut up for the four of us, smoked sausages sliced in to hearty diagonal shapes, long thick strips of brisket , a dish of crispy chicken wings totally smothered in a mysteriously dark sauce and a bowl of tender looking pulled pork. On the side there was a slaw and we were all presented with our own portion of skinny fries. Our order came without the poppers but I eventually managed to make eye contact with someone to ask for them. I immediately removed the soggy bacon from round the outside and enjoyed the ferocious heat of the peppers with the oozy, creamy centre.
The sausages were fiery and tasty however they’d obviously been sliced up and left under the heat of the kitchen and had started to dry slightly. Perhaps it would be better for them to come out to the table whole and for the diners to take on the slicing. My chicken leg was deliciously moist however the skin could have taken more colour and crisp, I couldn’t taste any smoke at all but I didn’t mind, it didn’t really need it. The baby back ribs were quite hard work to chew and to eat; they were pleasant enough but I wasn’t wishing for more. Pulled pork was tasty and tender but again lacking in smoke – the watery juice at the bottom of the bowl didn’t help each mouthful pack a punch of flavour. I enjoyed the brisket but the chicken wings were overdone for me, they were starting to become tough and I found the sauce overpowering and a little bit obnoxious. The slaw needed an identity. It looked creamy but didn’t taste creamy, it had the texture of a citrus slaw but didn’t have any lemon or lime in it. The texture was perfect to enjoy with the meats so it’s a real shame there was zero flavour.
The intriguing selection of sauces on our table were all full of taste, especially the peach and scotch bonnet which had a good amount of allspice running through it. Had the staff taken the time to tell us what each one was, I would have been even happier – I’m not sure what ‘Bear’ sauce is and I didn’t want to have to try and make eye contact with someone again to ask them.
I left Cockadoodlemoo happy enough however there were a few things which could have made the visit that bit better. If I visit a smoke shack (their words, not mine) I expect to be told something about what the meat is smoked with and where, I want to know if they only use one type of wood or if they use a secret combination to get the best flavour. I want homemade sauces on the table (if they were I had no clue), I want a menu which doesn’t hit me in the face with the sheer amount of choice. The fact that they served salads, wraps and burgers made me doubt their smoking abilities and I wondered what came first. There were lots of nice things about the visit but if the service is very hit and very miss I tend to get a bit annoyed. I would probably go back if someone else suggested it, despite being just a touch underwhelmed.
http://www.cockadoodlemoo.com/
157 London Road, Hazel Grove, SK7 4HH
Around £30 per person with an alcoholic drink.